So I was practicing how to write a
press release, I did my research on the format and started to write what
follows.
My inspiration was based on
television (The weather channel), I looked over to my right and saw some drinks
so that added more “natural flavor” to the mix. To wrap it up I figured why not
make this entertaining?
Enjoy
June 09, 2050
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Summer Party hosted by Lipton
MY BASEMENT, BOTTLES-USA
Sizzling Summer event for singles interested
in Sports
Who: This
event is exclusively for young adult who have a cell phone, are hot and like to
have great prolonged arguments, oh I mean conversations. You are invited.
What: It’s
a time for celebration, it’s a party!
Where:
The event will take place in My Basement locate south of Attic Rd in the city
of Bottles. The purpose of this event is to prevent the summer fog from getting
you down on a late solo night, thus, to foster a sense of community via an
event.
When: The
event is scheduled to take off one hour before the televised soccer game on
June 9th 2050 or show up, whenever you wake up.
Lipton is
a leader in the midnight party scene with less than two dozen exclusive parties
hosted within the last ten year.
Lipton
parties with the likes of Paris Hilton, cancer and the local vet. This time around
Lipton is teaming up with Green Tea and Ice Cube to bring back the tangy flavors
to Televised soccer games.
Contact
info and directions to the party: Open up a bottle of Lipton Ice Tea, it has to
be Green Tea in order to work, have a seat on your favorite couch directly in
front of your 42 inch plasma. Reach for your Iphone call or text your bro and
say, ‘its on!” Lastly, lean back until you’re conformably enjoying that refreshing
drink in your sofa. When people come together, good things happen. Enjoy responsibly.