Showing posts with label Ice tea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ice tea. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


So I was practicing how to write a press release, I did my research on the format and started to write what follows.

My inspiration was based on television (The weather channel), I looked over to my right and saw some drinks so that added more “natural flavor” to the mix. To wrap it up I figured why not make this entertaining?

Enjoy

 
 
 
June 09, 2050
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Summer Party hosted by Lipton
MY BASEMENT, BOTTLES-USA

 

Sizzling Summer event for singles interested in Sports

Who: This event is exclusively for young adult who have a cell phone, are hot and like to have great prolonged arguments, oh I mean conversations. You are invited.

What: It’s a time for celebration, it’s a party!

Where: The event will take place in My Basement locate south of Attic Rd in the city of Bottles. The purpose of this event is to prevent the summer fog from getting you down on a late solo night, thus, to foster a sense of community via an event.

When: The event is scheduled to take off one hour before the televised soccer game on June 9th 2050 or show up, whenever you wake up.

Lipton is a leader in the midnight party scene with less than two dozen exclusive parties hosted within the last ten year.

Lipton parties with the likes of Paris Hilton, cancer and the local vet. This time around Lipton is teaming up with Green Tea and Ice Cube to bring back the tangy flavors to Televised soccer games.

Contact info and directions to the party: Open up a bottle of Lipton Ice Tea, it has to be Green Tea in order to work, have a seat on your favorite couch directly in front of your 42 inch plasma. Reach for your Iphone call or text your bro and say, ‘its on!” Lastly, lean back until you’re conformably enjoying that refreshing drink in your sofa. When people come together, good things happen. Enjoy responsibly.